Simple question, Patriots fans. If you could bring back Randy Moss, would you?
You can. According to NFL network and other credible sources, the Minnesota Vikings have in the past half hour or so cut Randy Moss.
Let that be a lesson to you. When in the stadium of your old team after just getting beaten by them, don't address them and say "I love you and I miss you". That kind of pisses your current employer off.
Moss also reportedly stayed in Massachusetts last night while the Vikings went home. Tune in to WEEI around 5pm or so for the Bill Belichick interview today, where he will be asked if there is any interest and give a bullshit answer that doesn't actually say anything.
This is a bombshell. As a Patriots fan, my first thought was hoping he doesn't go play for the Colts. Stay tuned.
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If the DeadSpin article dropped this week holds any weight, which it appears too, everybodys favorite faggot that won't go away Brett Favre had hobbies other than sandbagging the second half of the season during his brief stay in New York
According to the article, Brett used to have a tendency to leave things on the busty ex-cowgirl and now pseudo-reporter Jenn Sterger's cellphone. Namely, sexually suggestive voicemails, and pictures of his cock that she wasn't asking for.
Boy, this one must really hurt John Madden. If anybody wants Brett Favre sending him pictures of his shlong without being asked, it's John. His love for the 75 year old quarterback has not, over the years, been what we would call subtle.
I don't really have much more to add other than this is another chapter in what a fraud Favre is as the lovable country bumpkin that can do no wrong and just loves the game. He is a douche bag on the field, and he is a douche bag off the field.
It appears the league is looking into this, which could, potentially, lead to some sort of suspension being filed under the broad "conduct detrimental to the league" headline. I hope so, because that'd be another check mark on the list of things Brett has done that fuck his team over due to what a selfish prick he is.
Brett Favre comes to Gillette Stadium on October 31st. Look, Patriots fans, I know I've questioned your heart before because I can hear crickets fucking at that stadium over the "noise" you make, but you really got to step up here or I'll never forgive you. Brett Favre, penis, cellphone. These are the items you must create a costume around.
Or if you're really lazy, think about the cheeseheads Packers fans wear, where Brett used to play forever. Maybe replace them with something?
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I have nothing to contribute at this time other than the news itself, but Roy Halladay has in the past few minutes accomplished a playoff no-hitter in his first playoff appearance, the first since 1956 and.... well... that was the only other one in the modern era.
Roy Halladay is fucking ridiculous.
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The Patriots decided between late last night and this morning they would rather have a 2011 3rd round draft pick than a first ballot Hall of Fame receiver and one of the greatest deep threats to ever play the game.
But wait, it gets better.
Unless I'm missing something (which I may well be, this is my interpretation), were the Patriots to lose Randy Moss to another team in free agency this upcoming offseason, they'd recieve compensation. Compensation that would be in the form of.... a third round pick. Granted, it would be in 2012 instead of 2011, but that doesn't strike me as a particularly fucking exciting difference.
Now, I won't be so naive as to say the sole purpose for this being done is the Patriots feel a 3rd round draft pick helps them more than Randy Moss for 3/4 of a season, that isn't the case. It has been rumored (and has to be legitimate for this to make any sense whatsoever) that Randy has been a real pain in the ass in the locker room, bitching about not having catches while his team celebrated a 41-14 stunning victory against the Dolphins, and getting into arguments on the sideline. I get all that. This still sucks.
I'll close with my go-to move whenever I feel like depreciating a draft pick, referring to the 2006 and 2007 Patriot draft classes. Maroney, first round. Chad Jackson, second round. Garret Mills, 4th round. The list goes on and on, basically from those two drafts they got a safety and a kicker. My God.
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To quote my father, "if you are a cornerback on the depth chart behind Darius Butler, you really, really suck."
It is true. This team is in trouble. After a 38-30 victory over the Buffalo Bills, no rational Patriots fan can be thrilled. The Bills were an assumed victory. And, by assumed, I mean "a win in which you do not give up 30 points to a fucking abysmal team."
We all knew this team would have problems on defense. Oddly enough, when half of your secondary is younger than I am, the linebacking core is mediocre, and the pass rush is non-existent, your defense isn't very good.
The team plays Miami next week, a much tougher opponent than the Bills. Then a bye week. Then, check this out. Baltimore, San Diego, Minnesota, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Indianapolis, Detroit. Detroit, by the way, is not the laughing stock they used to be. They suck, but they can score.
That stretch is important, and it is brutal. If this secondary hasn't improved by the time they are coming out of the bye week, that stretch has 2-5 written all over it. Miami is no walk in the park either.
Be afraid, Patriots fans. Your defense really, really sucks.
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Dear Theo Epstein, DO SOMETHING.
Sincerely,
Everybody.
Here is your bullpen. Bard = good. Papelbon = ok. Atchinson = ok. Everybody else = completely fucking suck.
I can let the lineup thing slide because everyone and their mom is on the DL, but this bullpen is unacceptable. You need arms that can record outs. Now. Thanks.
Look, Ben. I don't know if you did this or not. I do know you crashed a motorcycle a couple years ago because you didn't know how to drive it. I know last year some broad said you assaulted her and nothing came of it. Possibly because it's bullshit. But.... another offseason, and here we are again.
The Pittsburgh Steelers’ miserable off-season will gain a little clarity Monday afternoon, when a Georgia district attorney announces whether he will pursue an indictment against quarterback Ben Roethlisberger in a case in which he has been accused of sexual assault. -NYTimes.com
Now, if you know anything about pro athletes and crime, you know that the odds of Ben getting any jail time, even if this is pursued, are pretty small. Leonard Little killed a woman drunk driving, openly admits he doesn't even remember doing it, and he's still playing football. Dante Stallworth mowed some guy down with his car, also drunk last year, and I forget how long he spent in jail but I believe it was less than a month. So, all you faggot Steeler fans out there, I'd envision Ben will be behind center for you starting next year.
That being said, the way your team is acting this offseason, you might as well change from the Pittsburgh Steelers to the Pittsburgh Steel Bars, because you guys seem like somebody put the idea in your head being an idiot and getting arrested is some right of passage. You're like the new Bengals.
Ben...... didn't you learn anything from Tiger Woods? You're a professional athlete, you don't need to maul college chicks to get one in bed. Just go on to the next one, within 20 minutes or so I guarantee you'll find one thats willing to go home with you and let you destroy her. Honestly. Tell her who you are, imply you have more money than you know what to do with, buy her absurdly overpriced drinks. Your night will end with sex that doesn't result in hand shaped bruises on said theoretical girls neck. Y'know, if you did it which has yet to be determined. Please don't sue me.
So, what hasn't been determined yet is the fate of Ben, but what has been determined is he's a retard. Whether he did it or not, he put himself in a situation that was disruptive enough that this is an issue. Who knows what next offseason brings?
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