Dear Theo Epstein, DO SOMETHING.
Sincerely,
Everybody.
Here is your bullpen. Bard = good. Papelbon = ok. Atchinson = ok. Everybody else = completely fucking suck.
I can let the lineup thing slide because everyone and their mom is on the DL, but this bullpen is unacceptable. You need arms that can record outs. Now. Thanks.