If the DeadSpin article dropped this week holds any weight, which it appears too, everybodys favorite faggot that won't go away Brett Favre had hobbies other than sandbagging the second half of the season during his brief stay in New York

According to the article, Brett used to have a tendency to leave things on the busty ex-cowgirl and now pseudo-reporter Jenn Sterger's cellphone. Namely, sexually suggestive voicemails, and pictures of his cock that she wasn't asking for.

Boy, this one must really hurt John Madden. If anybody wants Brett Favre sending him pictures of his shlong without being asked, it's John. His love for the 75 year old quarterback has not, over the years, been what we would call subtle.

I don't really have much more to add other than this is another chapter in what a fraud Favre is as the lovable country bumpkin that can do no wrong and just loves the game. He is a douche bag on the field, and he is a douche bag off the field. 

It appears the league is looking into this, which could, potentially, lead to some sort of suspension being filed under the broad "conduct detrimental to the league" headline. I hope so, because that'd be another check mark on the list of things Brett has done that fuck his team over due to what a selfish prick he is.

Brett Favre comes to Gillette Stadium on October 31st. Look, Patriots fans, I know I've questioned your heart before because I can hear crickets fucking at that stadium over the "noise" you make, but you really got to step up here or I'll never forgive you. Brett Favre, penis, cellphone. These are the items you must create a costume around.

Or if you're really lazy, think about the cheeseheads Packers fans wear, where Brett used to play forever. Maybe replace them with something?

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