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Sunday, September 20, 2009
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Boy, I sure can pick 'em, huh? Let the rage ensue.

Joey Galloway looks like shit. He's still got blazing speed, but he's never in the right spot, except for the times he's close enough to drop a pass. Sound like a description of any ex-Patriot receivers you know? That's right. Bethyl Johnson.

It needs to be pretty obvious for me to say it.... Tommy doesn't look too good. Great at the end of the Bills game, average in it up to that point. This game.... good drive at the end of the second half that didn't end in a touchdown. That's it. Missed about a half dozen very easy throws, and a couple that he's usually very capable of making.

It wasn't all his fault today, though. In fact, a lot of it wasn't. That offensive line today was the most embarrassing thing I've seen on a football field in years, without exaggeration. They shouldn't even pick up their checks for this game, they don't deserve them. Everyone was bad, but the worst offenders today were Koppen, and to a much larger degree, Kaczur.

Kaczur was atrocious, and was doing a lot of Julio Lugo-esque "fake busy" stuff at the end of plays. A play would be long over, and then here comes Nicky flying onto the screen sliding across the ground, like he's saying "SEE GUYS I WAS TRYING TO BLOCK" to the viewers. Absolutely fucking pathetic. We just resigned him too, oh goody.

Defense was relatively bad in the second half, but not terrible. First half they were good. Vince Willfork is bigger than he's ever been, and I love him for it. That's as close to a compliment on the Patriots in this game as you're going to get out of me.

So, the Patriots lost. They deserved to lose. Not because the Jets were great, they weren't, the Patriots were just terrible. Their kick coverage was an absolute joke, they didn't capitalize on the numerous mistakes the Jets made in the first half, and their offensive line made me want to puke.

Falcons at home coming up, and its gonna be a tough one. I said before the season that between the Falcons and Saints, the Patriots are going to lose a game. It'll be two if they look like they did today. Matt Ryan looks great this year, and the Falcons defense is better than it has been in the past.

For the Patriots to beat Atlanta, Brady needs to get his act together, his offensive line needs to actually show up to the game unlike they did today, and the kick coverage has to be a LOT better. We're still a week away, but I got to say, this upcoming matchup.... it's about as appealing to me as farting blood for three hours.
1 Comments:
Blogger Unknown said...
but if you were a gay hemopheliac, wouldnt farting blood feel good? never mind. i was just trying to be clever and failed at it.

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