The Ultimate Fighting Championship has carved out a historic corner for UFC 100. Despite the fact that more than 100 UFC shows have gone in the books, the symbolic century mark transforms this July event from usual summer sizzle show to organizational milestone. - ESPN.com

Seriously, am I the only guy who finds UFC like..... REALLY gay? I don't understand the appeal here, and you're talking about a guy that up until about a year ago was a passionate independent wrestling fan. I know, wrestling, pretty homo, right? Lets compare indy wrestling and UFC.

Indy wrestling, guys who get paid in Gobstoppers and Burger King coupons beat the ever living fuck out of each other with flourescant lighttubes, VCRs, vacuum cleaners, basically whatever the crowd brings from their house and hands them to whale on each other with. Guys get permanently injured fucking up falls 30 feet off a scaffold through a table and landing on their face. Awesome.

UFC, two sweaty barely clothed guys wrap their arms around each other and roll around on the mat. A fifteen minute match can consist of about 35 total seconds of standing up, and 14:25 of guys on the floor grinding their cocks on each other while they're "trying to get a submission". Gay.

I mean, fuck, I'm all about grown men beating the crap out of each other. I'm a guy that thinks we should clean out death row by putting inmates in gladiator deathsports and putting it on pay per view for Christ sake. You want to see cool brawling? Check out this clip below.




You see that? In like 40 seconds, Milan Lucic kills three of the five guys on the ice, then gets into a fight and beats the shit out of a fourth. He probably would have shoved his skate up the ass of another and then hurled racial slurs at the goalie if they didn't put him in the penalty box by then.

That's how its done, UFC guys. I'm aware you could all kick my ass, but from the looks of it, you'd rather fuck it first. Stand up and punch each other in the face, and you will have my approval. Roll around on the ground caressing each other, and I will continue to call your sport what I think it is. Extremely, extremely gay.