I guess this isn't really news, Calvin Pace is a slightly above average player at best, but the story got the same reaction out of me these stories always get. Calvin Pace is going to be suspended for the first four games this upcoming NFL season for violating the substance abuse policy. Take a look at this quote, tell me if it looks familiar:

Pace said the suspension stemmed from his use of an over-the-counter dietary supplement -- which he did not identify -- that contained a substance he did not know violated the policy. - ESPN.com

Same story, different moron. Son, the league sends all the players a list of products that violate the policy, and they send out an updated one whenever something is added or removed. Before taking anything from the store, look at the fucking thing, kay?

If that turns out to be too strenuous, teams generally have somebody working for them you can call up and go "hey, can I take this?", to which they respond "LOL YA" or "LOL NOPE". It's their job. Call the fucking league office if you have to. They're not going out of their way to suspend you, they just do it when you force them.

For fucks sake, ASK SOMEBODY. Thanks for screwing over your team, I hate the Jets passionately, but man. This happens like six times a year in football or baseball, it should be zero. Very, very preventable Calvin, unlike the two ass kickings the Patriots will be delivering to you this year.

Fuck the Jets.