Like that image? I sure as hell do. That's why I blatantly stole it from celeblulz.com without asking their permission, likely after they blatantly stole it from somebody else without asking their permission.

Something really bothered me in the world of Major League Baseball last night. No, it wasn't watching my boy Julian Tavarez get screwed by his shitty team as I sat in front of the TV in my Washington Nationals #50 Tavarez shirt. Though the Nationals qualify as a minor league team, my anger was directed towards somebody who is actually playing in the minors right now.

Guess who. I'll give you a hint. He has dreads, wears the number 99, and thinks throwing old people is funny (which, admittedly, I do too). Oh you clever clever little girl, that's right, Manny Ramierez!

Ramirez, easing back into playing shape after a 50-game drug suspension, suited up for the Albuquerque Isotopes as they beat Nashville 1-0. -ESPN.com

What the fuck is this shit? Manny is suspended until the 3rd next month, for violating the substance abuse policy of the league he is employed in. Yet, there he is, in front of a sellout crowd at a minor league ballpark, getting paid on his MLB contract scale, swinging a bat in games that don't matter.

Are we forgetting who this is here? When Manny rehabed in Pawtucket for the RedSox, he literally wanted to stay there. As in, he flat out said he liked it there better. He's got his locker full of weed and beef jerky, and he's playing a kids game that the media for the most part pays no attention to. Great job Selig, that'll teach him. If Manny wasn't doing steroids before, he's probably going to do them now for no purpose other than to get suspended again. He LOVES this shit.

Well, at least you're sending the kids the right message, Mr. Selig. Don't cheat, but if you do, it's okay, because you'll still get paid, still be able to play in baseball games, and if you're good ESPN will still broadcast all your at bats. I mean, seriously, don't cheat, but if you do, it's fine.