Hello, and thank you for erroneously typing whatever website or blog you were trying to go to. I'd advise sticking around.

As one of roughly 540 blog projects I work extensively on for several months before abandoning for the next poorly thought out idea, here you will find sports and current event stories looked at differently. And by differently, I mean by a bitter, borderline retarded, frequently drunk basement dweller.

Non-sporting topics that will be covered could include, for example, how cute puppies are, what kind of cars I think look cool, or how I hate when a website requires me to type in a difficult catchpa during a particularly rigorous session of masturbation. Not that that happened last Thursday night and I'm speaking out of personal experience, we're being hypothetical here.

That'll do for now, I have to go write a post about something. Keep refreshing your browser or I'll find you.