Chad Johnson, Ocho Cinco... whatever the hell his name is... needs a proofreader. Or, better yet, he needs to back away from Twitter immediately. The last thing this man needs is a way to broadcast his thoughts to millions before having a chance to think about what he said. Here's what Chad said about Michael Jackson dying the other day:

Okay, first Mrs. Fawcett now Mr. Jackson, pleasse tell me that this is a mistaken rumor, if not this is just as sad as 9/11 - Chad Ocho Cinco, Twitter

Whoopsie daisy. Chad, you want to be real careful when you're comparing things to 9/11, it usually doesn't go very well. Two extremely well known buildings that were a signature of New York collapsing while killing thousands, some "black" musician having a heart attack. Yeah, I can see the comparison there. Pretty much the same thing.

This is why Chad Ochocinco should not be allowed to talk, and it is also why I'm so glad he does. Without him making unfathomably stupid statements like this, I would have nothing to do.

He did end up apologizing, but I'm sure it was because somebody told him to, and not because he thought he should. I mean, Christ, fucking look at him. Phenomenal football talent, but if you cracked that guys head open, crayons and glitter would fall out.